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Post by Khan on Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:02 pm

An old memon lady died in the US, where she was staying with her younger son… The son made arrangements for the body to be sent back to Pakistan. 

On top of the coffin was a letter which said:
 
Dear Gaphar Bhai,

I am sending Amma's body to Pakistan, as it was her wish to be buried there.

Under Amma's body are 4 cans of cheese, 6 packets of chocolates and 2 perfumes for you, Bhabi, Ali & Meena. 

Amma is wearing a pair of Reeboks for Kaasim Bhai and there are also two pairs of Nikes stuffed on the left side of the coffin for Jubaida & Jarina.

Amma is wearing 6 tee shirts; large one is for Sattar Bhai and the other four for his boys. She is also wearing two Levi's for Hameeda's chokras. 

She is wearing a Casio watch on her left hand for Johra Baji and gold necklace and earings for Kulsoom Aunty.

If you need anything else please let me know because Abba is also not feeling well.

Salam & regards,

Abdul Rajjak, Juleikha & Chokra
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Post by Khan on Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:34 pm

الادین کے چراغ اور عورت کے میک اپ میں کیا چیز مشترک ہے ؟؟

 دونوں کو رگڑرو تو اندر سے جن نکلتا ہے
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